After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her. When she found out she said "Explain the dildo fool," he said, "Explain the kids bitch."
God damn so many notes..
July 2011
119 posts
sooo its my sisters birthday and everyone left me at home to go to the club:( four hours until they pick me up to eat at honeycourt!!!!!
Don't live for the moment, live for the future.
Reblog if you're Laotian!
I wanna see how many laotian people are on tumblr LOL. I only see filipinos & viets.
ayeee. Lol.
oh yeah !!!!!!!!!
Hi. I’m a girl. I get too attached to people too easily. I’m still in love with the boy I fell the hardest for. I tell myself I’m over him, but truth is, I’m not. I hide everything behind my smile. I act like everything in my life is great. And I always seem so happy. But, I’m dying on the inside. My insecurities destroy me and I never think I look pretty. I’m jealous of two things, happy couples and pretty girls. I can only dream to be like them.
A black man walks into a bar. A white man says, "No coloured people allowed in here!” The black man says, "I’m born black. When I'm freezing, I'm black. When I'm sick, I’m black. When I’m dead, I’m black. When YOU are born, you're pink. When you're freezing, you're blue, when you get embarrassed, you're red. When you're dead, you're purple, and you're calling me coloured?" Reblog this if you're against racism.
My sister, her boyfriend and his homie is talking about breeding their pitbulls. and my sister is like, “its not fair to bring puppies into this world without stable homes, what if the mom has a liter of eight? how are we gonna take care of them? they’re all gonna get beat and shot, and what.. we end up keeping two puppies? tf kinda shit is that?”
ok so ive had the hiccups for 10 minutes now…hmph:(
I hate how our society is all about looks. They don’t care about your personality , all they care about is looks , looks , looks , and looks.
THIS ^ THIS ^ .
If a girl flirts with my boyfriend,
I would leave it up to him to shut her down. I’ll let him handle it and I’ll expect him to tell that bitch to back off. If he truly loves me, he’ll tell that trick to back off. However, if she continues, best believe I’ll step in. I’ll handle that home-wrecker myself. That’s just plain disrespectful and rude. Shady, nasty, dirty, desperate whores.
So many people are confused about their sexuality these days. Here's a hint: We're all just human, you don't have to label yourself. Do what you want with who you want. If that guy is hot go talk to him, if you like that girl go flirt with her. Fall in love with a person not a gender.
Asian Categorization.
Vietnamese = The Business motherfuckers. (Nail Shops and all that) Filipino’s = The Talented motherfuckers. Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers. Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers. Chinese = The Cheap & Saving motherfuckers. Koreans = The Dramas Motherfuckers.
THIS ^
LOL oh the accuracy
OMG YES.
jasmine;: GIRLS LANGUAGE: →
xjasmineee.tumblr.com
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you, grab her and don`t let go.
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she`s quiet, ask her…
Reblog if you're NOT Tumblr famous and you appreciate your followers
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake alchohol.. and see how many people act wasted.
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
Best breakup line ever!
Girl: “Wanna see a magic trick?”
Boy: “Sure.”
Girl: “POOF, you’re single!”Boy: “Wanna hear a joke?”
Girl: “Sure.”
Boy: “Our relationship.”
PART 2?!
Oh shit. LMAO, that’s fucked up though. I’d slap someone if they did that to me.
